Tips for a fantastic first day of school:

• Get enough sleep. A great way to get peaceful sleep is to sit in the back row of your class. ( I would know )
  
• Try your best. Because in the "real world" people who try really hard are always rewarded over those who simply have influential friends or family members.
• Develop good work habits. Never wait until the last minute to copy homework.
• If you don't understand something, ask the teacher. That way the entire class will ALSO learn how much of an idiot you are.